California Exotic Novelties sends me a lot of really cool stuff to review.
The 10 Function Pure Skin Stud is thick and feels cool.
The silicone Couture Collection Seduction had a great design that pushed me to powerful orgasms.
The My Mini Miracle Massager Pleasure Kit got a 5 apple Naughty Snow White rating. Nough said.
I already told you that The Flexi Risque is fun for your derriere, and the Vanity Vr5 currently holds the #1 favorite vibe spot on my bedroom dresser.
Heck, the even sent me my favorite double ender! The Couture compagnia double ended dildo. (review is on another site)
So… as you can imagine I am always waiting in anticipation to see what they will send me next.

This is what they sent me.

Everyone has different tastes its true, but this product is so far away from the spectrum of my taste that I wasn’t even sure what to do with it.
I mean I know what it is for, but the looks alone are enough to keep this thing away from my face and not a single one of my girlfriends would take me seriously if I asked them if they wanted me to try it on them.

This thing is scary.

Being the trooper that I am I talked my prince charming into putting it on.
Yes, I laughed at him. We both laughed a lot. I guess it is good for a laugh. It certainly isn’t sexy. (yes, I did try it on too and he laughed as well)

We did try it out. It was weird, not fun, smelled like a tire too.
I had him put a condom on it because it is made with straight up latex and I’m sensitive.
He was a afraid to use it long because he is allergic to latex.

The dildo part is a good size. It is filling. It does make it kinda feel cool, but I would prefer a finger any day along with my pussy being licked instead of this thing.

So even though I love California Exotic Novelties, and love “most” of the things they have sent me for reaview I must give the “Original” Accommodator® Latex Dong a big fat rotten apple because of what it looks like, the creepy packaging, the smell, what it is made from, and though I didn’t mention it above, the poor craftsmanship of the thing.

Now I will say this about the poor craftsmanship and the materials, it makes it a low cost toy. So if it is something you think may be interesting to try it might actually be worth getting just because it is so cheep it isn’t a big loss if you hate it.
At under twenty bucks it just may be unique enough to give a try.

This product was sent to me free of charge from the manufacturer in exchange for my honest review and opinion.
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